You know you fail at life when...

I missed posting fails in this thread. So here's a new one

You're Christine.

You're insanely in love with chickens.

You.re about to go "up" on the "down" escalator </3

Your mom says you have a faggy taste for men

you fall asleep on your keyboard.

You love Kimi.

Nugget wrote:You don't love Kimi.

Fixed (:

you try to pull a door open with all your strength, and it still won't open. Even more fail is when a little 4 year girl proceeds to open it after you give up. </3

when you try to discreetly lick something off your hand, but forget that that would make a licking noise so it ends up being really obvious </3

When you stand up in class and realize the teacher called only boys.

When you loudly say, "Let's just cut it all off and shave it," right after the class becomes quiet, and not realize it until you finished the sentence.

When you try to walk in heels for the first time and almost fall.

when you spend the whole day watching odd parodies of geeks trying to get together with girls inside a computer.

^I've seen that video. >___<


When you are looking for your phone, and realize your holding it.

We can fail together then. XD

You say Shanksgiving instead of Thanksgiving.

When you peel a slice of dead skin off of you and stares in horror as your flesh begins to bleed, as part of the skin was still alive.

you misspelled tomorrow with two M's and one r

your friends left you for another group of friends </3